Friday 17 October 2014

Well, I Saw My First Christmas Lights

You always hear about people complain about shops selling Christmas stuff way too early, in fact it seems to get earlier and earlier every year, well I just saw someone take it one step furthur. Within my block of flats someone has already put up Christmas decorations...it's October! Selling them is one thing but putting them up is a completley different level of pointless. I don't care how much you love Christmas there is no way you're in the Christmas mood already, the weather is shit, it's chilly but not cold enough to create frost so it rains all the time and looks damn right miserable, no one is playing Christmas music, there's nothing Christmassy on TV and if you watch a Christmas film then people will tell you it's bad luck still, it is impossible to get in the Christmas mood, hell we haven't even gotten past Halloween yet! Seriously guy, there's a time and a place and this just isn't it, stop decking the halls, it is not the season of jolly just yet and the nights are very loud, do you know it's not Christmas time? Like. At all?

-Danny

P.S. Those were all Christmas puns at the end by the way for those of you who think I sound like a lunatic.

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