Wednesday 14 January 2015

That One Friend...

Yesterday I complained about those random internet commenters that always like to correct you on the small details as some pathetic attempt to feel superior than you because you have better knowledge on a trivial fact than they do. Well it got me thinking on real people who do stuff like that, but not just on trivial things, but everything. We all have that one friend that feels the need to act like they can do everything better than you, if you say you can hold your breath under water for 30 seconds, he'll say he can do it in one minute, if you say you can do 60 pushups in a minute, he'll say he can do 100, if you say you're really good at a videogame, he'll claim he's better. We all have this egotistically desperate friend who for some reason has this logic where if we think he's better than us then for some reason we'll like them more when in reality it makes us like them less because they come across as competitive, assumptive, egotistic, and most of all, douchey. So if you are one of those people who are so insecure about yourselves that you feel the need to act better than all of your friends...fuck off.

-Danny

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