A Random Rant

It has been over two weeks since I saw Mad Max Fury Road in cinemas and there's one thing that really really bugs me that I need to get off my chest, oh, it has nothing to do with the movie, the movie was great, it's the obnoxious douchebag that i ended up sitting next too. Now thankfully the theatre that I normally go to, people are relatively quiet or keep to themselves, and then there's this asshole who felt the need to act like an uptight film snob, commenting on every single goddamn trailer that was shown and i wanted to yell at him so much. So let's go through each trailer that was shown that he commented on and finally rebuttal him, because unlike this asshole, i keep my thoughts to myself while at the cinema so i sadly couldn't shout at him then and there and potentially punch him in the face.

Insidious 3
Well I hardly think a mother would haunt her own family

Oh you're right, they must have forgotten that there are clear and defined rules about ghosts that must never have any variation in any single way and everyone must play the expected roles!

San Andreas
Why would he go through so much effort to save one person?

Maybe because that's his job numbskull, also he's the fucking Rock, he saves everyone

Tomorrowland
George Clooney, what have you done to yourself, it looks so silly

First off, what the hell in the trailer made George Clooney look bad!? Secondly, "silly!?"..."Silly!?" You're here to see Mad-fucking-Max!! And you're complaining about a movie looking SILLY!?

Jurassic World
Steven Spielberg, you've officially ruined Jurassic Park...

This was the final one and fittingly, it's the one that got the most on my nerves. Firstly: He's just the executive producer, he most likely had very little say in the story, Secondly: he ruined this franchise with the second instalment, Thirdly: It's just the trailer, you don't know if the movie is going to be any good! For all you know it could be better than the first one so stop jumping to conclusions! And Fourthly: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

There were also trailers for Spy and Poltergeist, but the scrawny little shit knew to keep his opinions to himself on those films. So let this be a lesson to you all, if you have snooty or really any opinions on a movie or movie trailer, if you're sat next to complete strangers who don't care about your opinion, remember to shut-the-fuck-up.

-Danny