Saturday, 2 April 2022

Sonic The Hedgehog 2 - Cheap Thoughts

It’s strange how audiences can book end a pandemic between the two Sonic the Hedgehog movies. This is despite the fact the pandemic has not actually ended but everyone is acting like it is cause we’re all bored of it and are pretending everything has gone back to normal. With that being said, has Sonic the Hedgehog 2 learnt anything in that time and changed their approach to telling these stories? Well, yes but…that’s a very soft yes.

For one thing the franchise no longer seems as afraid to commit to the brand as it was in the prior film, the majority of the focus is on the Sonic characters and the film originals (I.e., The Humans) receive far less screentime than they did in the prior instalment. To be fair this is an issue that has played the Sonic franchise across all media, they never seem to catch on that-excluding Robotnik-no one cares about human characters in Sonic, that’s not what they want to see, they want to see cartoon animals with superpowers go on adventures and fight each other, which this film certainly delivers on. Infamously the original film had an awful character design for a “realistic Sonic” and only after fan backlash did they commit to a more faithful design, but it was clear it was too late to change the rest of the film to fit a more cartoonish tone. This time round we mainly follow Sonic (Ben Shwartz) and Tails (Colleen O'Shaughnessey) go on a globe trotting adventure against Knuckles (Idris Elba) and a redesigned and more faithful Dr Robotnik (Jim Carrey), with the humans intentionally being sent off on vacation to be absent for most of the picture.

So with this lesson seemingly being learnt, why on Earth did the creators decide to commit most of the 3rd act to following exclusively the human characters? Had they really not learnt their lesson? No one cares about whatshernames wedding or the whatchamacallit cop, they are not interesting characters, and they certainly don’t offer anything in terms of legitimate comedy, when all they do is pull silly faces and make pop-culture references. An extended sequence of Rachel (Natasha Rothwell) who if you need to be reminded is the protagonists parental figure’s sister…so as deep into tertiary characters as you can get, has a dedicated 10 minutes of the film exclusively following her, her wedding and her relationship, when none of the actual main characters are present, and this has nothing to do with the main plot, was there no one in the room to point out in this 2 hour movie that literally not a single audience member gives a damn about this character or their relationships?

Of course this is not the only unfunny sequence of the film, because the entirety of the film lacks any sense of comedic talent being present in the writing process, where nearly every single joke consists of solely pop-culture references. Not making any witty observations or pastiches, but just acknowledging when something is like Batman, or Ghostbusters, or name-dropping Oprah or Dwayne Johnson because people recognise these things and that is the entirety of the joke. The blame here is entirely on the writers because much of this cast have done good comedy work before, and the problems with the script don’t stop there.

Yet again the writers feel the need to baby their audience by spelling out every lesson, arc or change in case the 3-year-old on their iPad was confused on what was happening. Early in the film Sonic’s arc is established of trying to become a hero, but to do so he will have to make a truly selfless action, which they refer to as “his moment” and several times in the film when any progress in his arc is made, he points it out by verbalising “This is my moment”. Seriously, show even the slightest bit of respect for your audience, they will understand what a character arc is, it’s a plot for a Sonic the Hedgehog movie, it is very basic and easy to understand and predict, they did not need it spelling out for them.

To keep it blunt, as it’s what this film would prefer, Sonic The Hedgehog 2 is…better than the original. The focus is mainly on the right characters, the tone and story are better suited for it, but better does not translate to good, and unless they actually get some competent writers behind these films I don’t think they ever will be, because they seem contempt with offering some of the laziest, pandering and unfunny scripts possible for these films.

-Danny

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